Porch Wars

It’s May and it’s time to roast.  Submit a pathetic porch or patio.  Heckle said porch or patio.  Then rebuild it’s confidence with a makeover.  Of course, there are rules:  

1.     You must post before and after photos
2.     You must make fun of the porch/patio
3.     You can spend up to 100.00 on your makeover
4.     You must have two things present in your make over photo:                1. something wooden 2. wine
5.     You can build, paint, repurpose, spray paint, or plant your way to a win

It’s important to know that the only real thing you will win is the title and complete satisfaction of saying "ha-ha your porch is still pathetic".